Why don’t skeletons play pranks on April Fool’s Day? They don’t have the guts…

Why couldn’t leprechauns pay their bar tab on St. Patrick’s Day? They was just a wee bit short….

What do you call a really small Valentine? … a Valen-tiny…

GOOD JOB BOYS!!!   Credits: Shutterstock

Does anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke? I keep hearing the same one over and over again.

“Free at last, free at last, Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!” Martin Luther King, Jr.  

I thought I’d tell a funny chemistry joke for when the ball dropped on New Year’s Eve… But it didn’t spark much of a reaction… … so much for 2025…

… so give all the toys … … to the little rich boys…

So how did the tiger feel after he confronted the Roman Empress in the Roman Coliseum? He was glad-he-ate-her… And how did the lion feel? He was Glad-i-at-or- 2

So why did the turkey cross and then re-cross the road? Because he didn’t want anybody to think he was chicken… Why did the chicken hold a seance? To get to the other side…   Illustration credits: Shutterstock Prasetyo Budie 2534897891 Photo by Naynon 1527974246 Shutterstock.AI Generator 2492863497