Douglas Bonanomi

Does anyone know a good Groundhog Day joke? I keep hearing the same one over and over again.

“Free at last, free at last, Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!” Martin Luther King, Jr.  

I thought I’d tell a funny chemistry joke for when the ball dropped on New Year’s Eve… But it didn’t spark much of a reaction… … so much for 2025…

… so give all the toys … … to the little rich boys…

So how did the tiger feel after he confronted the Roman Empress in the Roman Coliseum? He was glad-he-ate-her… And how did the lion feel? He was Glad-i-at-or- 2

So why did the turkey cross and then re-cross the road? Because he didn’t want anybody to think he was chicken… Why did the chicken hold a seance? To get to the other side…   Illustration credits: Shutterstock Prasetyo Budie 2534897891 Photo by Naynon 1527974246 Shutterstock.AI Generator 2492863497  

I love the military — It’s da bomb!

Vote early, vote often…. Es ist die dumme Wirtschaft… Illustrations: Shutterstock

He did the monster mash… It was a graveyard smash… It caught on in a flash… He did the Monster Mash… “Ahahahahahahahahahaha…!!!!” Monster Mash lyrics © Unichappell Music Inc., Reservoir 416, Gary S Paxton Publications, Capizzi Music, Bmg Rights Management (ireland) Ltd, Acoustic Music Inc, Opc Music Publishing Inc. Songwriters: Leonard Bernard Rosenman  Source: Musixmatch …

As Christopher Columbus once famously told his men when they thought they were lost at sea: “Wella Men – Looks lika we all in da same-a boat…”   Illustrations: Shutterstock