Douglas Bonanomi

I love the military — It’s da bomb!

Vote early, vote often…. Es ist die dumme Wirtschaft… Illustrations: Shutterstock

He did the monster mash… It was a graveyard smash… It caught on in a flash… He did the Monster Mash… “Ahahahahahahahahahaha…!!!!” Monster Mash lyrics © Unichappell Music Inc., Reservoir 416, Gary S Paxton Publications, Capizzi Music, Bmg Rights Management (ireland) Ltd, Acoustic Music Inc, Opc Music Publishing Inc. Songwriters: Leonard Bernard Rosenman  Source: Musixmatch …

As Christopher Columbus once famously told his men when they thought they were lost at sea: “Wella Men – Looks lika we all in da same-a boat…”   Illustrations: Shutterstock

Wake me up when September ends…   Illustrations: Shutterstock

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Work fascinates me — I can sit and watch it for hours…   Illustrations: Shutterstock

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Que les jeux commencent…   Illustrations: Shutterstock

  Bonne Fête Nationale!   “… ouh là là…” … celebrate liberté, fraternité, and égalité …   Illustrations: Shutterstock